{"title":"The Faux Bag Drop","description":"\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch1 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"114\" data-start=\"96\"\u003eAPRIL FOOLS 💋\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\n\u003cbr data-end=\"117\" data-start=\"114\"\u003eYou really thought we’d drop \u003cem data-end=\"151\" data-start=\"146\"\u003ethe\u003c\/em\u003e FAUX bag on a random weekday? Not quite.\u003cbr data-end=\"195\" data-start=\"192\"\u003eShe’s \u003cstrong data-end=\"223\" data-start=\"201\"\u003enot dropping today\u003c\/strong\u003e… \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 126, 203);\"\u003ebut she \u003cstrong data-end=\"261\" data-start=\"233\"\u003eIS dropping this weekend\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"265\" data-start=\"262\"\u003eSo now you have a little time to \u003cstrong data-end=\"365\" data-start=\"298\"\u003ementally prepare, reorganize your budget, and gather your coins\u003c\/strong\u003e for the \u003cstrong data-end=\"398\" data-start=\"374\"\u003eit bag of the season\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/h3\u003e","products":[],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0594\/2922\/4627\/collections\/APril_Fools_2026_Collection_pg_image_3_31_26.gif?v=1774991644","url":"https:\/\/soniquesaturday.com\/collections\/the-faux-bag-drop.oembed","provider":"Sonique Saturday","version":"1.0","type":"link"}